My beloved battery-operated boyfriend...
Which means I need to either a) find a REAL boyfriend (or boytoy), or b) cough up another $80...
Jun 1st
If only I had a spare $350 lying around…
Jun 1st
I can get a full facial, a full-body...
Gotta love the recession.
May 31st
I really want this, but I can’t justify the $100 price...
May 31st
Now I'm watching How Stella Got Her...
Thank you, Lifetime, for making my summer so awesome.
May 31st
It's sad how Heather Locklear is now...
It’s even sadder how I’m watching them.
May 31st
Yesterday, I ate (in the lapse of five...
A BACON burger with fries at the Pourhouse A red velvet cupcake from Sweet 2 cocktails with...
May 31st
I made a cocktail with the orange basil juice
May 31st
This orange juice with basil was the...
All I need is some booze. Cocktail night?
May 30th
Fresh squeezed orange juice with basil
May 30th
I just dropped off my resume at Lush. Hopefully they call me!
May 30th
Pickup lines from haymarket
I like what you eat.
May 30th
makeup fail.
May 30th
ladies and gents, the offspring of zoolander’s vanity...
May 30th
… all three, of course.
May 30th
Watch
Zee Avi - Honey Bee
Can you just serenade me to sleep?
May 29th
Watch
¿Yo te Gusto? (Do You Like Me?) on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
It’s in Spanish, but so cute to look at...
May 29th
I smell so. fucking. good.
I scrubbed with sea salt, olive oil, lavender extract and rosewater, and then showered with my...
May 29th
Why Independent Women Like To Be Dominated
May 29th
What has the world come to....
I just saw the most hipstery shit dude on the T (keffiyeh and everything) reading Twilight.
May 29th
Listen
folkinz:
interpol: slow hands
I used to be into them in high school. Now this is all that...
May 29th
Oh no.
Last night, after a couple of drinks, my patience hit its max. I ended up asking out, over facebook...
May 29th
Today I looked at myself in the mirror,...
It felt good.
May 29th
I am slightly drunk, very happy, and...
Life is simply amazing.
May 29th
Yes, this is a straightening iron that you can pay to use in...
May 29th
Hot?
May 28th
Listen
iammattjordan:
thismightsuck:
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
This started playing at the...
May 28th
Hello, summer.
May 28th
“Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down...”
— Samantha (SATC) (via...
— Samantha (SATC) (via...
May 27th
$1 tacos? I'm in.
I just got this on my inbox… Bonfire is having Taco Thursdays. Every Thursday (starting on...
May 27th
Steve Madden has released their copy of Balmain’s...
May 27th
dear. god.
May 27th
I should go and renew my passport today.
But as you already know, I am one lazy bitch. Also, it’s raining.
May 27th
Apparently I was too profane on the air.
May 27th
On the radio.
May 27th
I will be on the air in five minutes.
Listen up bitches.
May 27th
Love at first sight.
May 26th
A tip for when you go to the hair salon:
Always tip well. Your stylist will always remember you, and they’ll be nice throwing in some...
May 26th
High school moment of the day
I’m on the T and just tripped in front of a really hot guy. And he stared. And I was...
May 26th
“vous buvez; vous chantez des chansons tristes. votre cycle...”
— h.c. (via realrealsoft)
— h.c. (via realrealsoft)
May 26th
I am being completely honest with him,...
Because it honestly doesn’t make a difference now that I was dying for him to want me, because...
May 26th
This is my first time at Thirstys and...
Sitting at the table right next to me.
May 26th
Trivia night at Thirstys.
May 26th
Finally got my beer and wings at the Asgard.
May 26th
He can go fuck himself.
(via sofirofi)
May 25th
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on...”
— Hunter S. Thompson (via...
— Hunter S. Thompson (via...
May 25th
Milena recommends:
L’Occitane Soap Cube with Lavender Grains I bought this back in December but never used it,...
May 25th
“We became aware of hymens because we are aware of something...”
— The Purity Myth
— The Purity Myth
May 25th
Remember the time Christine and I found...
I just found my ginger philosophy TA from freshman fall on ok cupid. I thought he was gay;...
May 25th
“When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your...”
May 25th
I will probably take this down soon, but I think it’s...
May 25th
There were a lot of these awkward shots.
May 25th
Going over the photos from the shoot!
May 25th
Monica is changing the lights, and I’m IMing to pass...
May 25th
I need a change.
May 25th
I am watching a show about this weird...
May 24th
“I’m not hooking up with you; I swear!”
— The Herb
— The Herb
May 24th
So, you're in love with one of your friends,...
May 24th
I've made up my mind about you.
May 24th
“I’m not frightened. I’m not frightened of anything. The more...”
— The Reader (great, great...
— The Reader (great, great...
May 24th
Aldo: she goes for quarterbacks right?
Josiah: she goes for tight-ends.
Erika: that's always important.
Josiah: she goes for tight-ends.
Erika: that's always important.
May 24th
The dome
May 24th
I'm giving up guys.
Not that there’s a lot to give up anyway.
May 23rd
Wtf
My dad sent me a packaga withtwo books: one of them was my favorite book that was super hard to find...
May 23rd
Look at all of this epicness!
5.310, my lab, I got a sweet...
May 23rd
Every time I flip the channels and land...
May 23rd
It really annoys me when people...
Like how quesadilla is supposed to be pronounced keh-sa-di-ya or whatever and people say like...
May 23rd
Sudden realization that made me feel...
I need a pair of Spanx.
May 22nd
The Herb
Walking on heels is hard.
May 22nd
The Herb
Milena: Oh noes! I dropped it in the trashcan!Joey: (to Jaime) Hold this. (Hands him beer can.) I'm going in.
May 22nd
“I want to be a Mexican. Like a real Mexican. Like the kind...”
— The Herb
— The Herb
May 22nd
Watch
Animal Collective - Brothersport
May 22nd
FML
I just got turned down to work at fucking Banana Republic. Bitch pulled the “sorry,...
May 21st
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - Immature
May 21st
realrealsoft:
quand je rêve de toi, il c’est comme recevoir un cadeau, et quand j’ai touché la main...
May 21st
CO Bigelow in the Copley Mall is being replaced with a fucking Bath and Body Works. Seriously, wtf.
May 21st
what the FACK is going on with the weather today? Why is it...
May 21st
Watch
Dirty Vegas - Days Go By
I hadn’t heard this song in forever.
May 21st
Report Details Abuse Of Thousands Of Children...
May 21st
Joey and I had our last dinner before he leaves!
May 20th
You know, I was considering going out...
Some people say I judge others too harshly on the way they express themselves (and this includes...
May 20th
Bitch gave me a B+ in French.
I wish I could say “fuck you” in French, but my French is not that good.
May 20th
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:
All I Need- Radiohead
May 20th
"I'm sorry you feel that way" ≠ "I'm...
learn the difference.
May 20th
Somersault
Heidi: I just want to tell you that if you ignore someone and then you don't call them, then you can really hurt their feelings.Adam: This is what happens when someone hurts your feelings. Jesuschrist, it's a slight overreaction. Did you think you'd go out, get drunk and fuck anything that moves? Do you think that's normal?
Heidi: No.
Adam: So why'd you do it?
Heidi: I didn't want to be by myself.
Adam: Is that how fucked up you are? Looks like you got a big problem. It's a big fucking problem. If I was you, I'd get some sort of help.
Heidi: And you don't have any problems, do you?
Adam: Do you think I'm gonna sit here and tell you about my problems?
Heidi: No. You're too scared! If you're close to people, then, that's what you do! You tell them things and you know that, no matter what, that they're still gonna love you!
Adam: You're not close to people; you just let them fuck you.
Heidi: I'm close to you.
May 20th
Honey, step away from the shiny leggings.
May 20th
what whatttt
Looks like my date for today that I didn’t want to go on fell through, because it’s 7...
May 19th
Today was the first time in months that...
I feel proud of myself for paying that shit off, and today I’m paying off $150 more that I...
May 19th
I am so broke.
It’s not even funny. I have to get a loan to pay for summer housing, but it’s not so bad...
May 19th
This morning, I woke up and sat up on...
I had to sleep for an extra hour because I couldn’t open my eyes. Not sure if that’s...
May 19th
“There’s no blame for how our love did slowly fade, but...”
— Title and Registration, Death...
— Title and Registration, Death...
May 19th
I have very messy handwriting, especially when I’m...
May 19th
Heart for sale
ninefruits: Low mileage, never really been used, but still, somehow, broken into thousands of...
May 19th
Listen
frangry:
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth
May 19th
We just had magic berries. Everything tastes sweet!
May 18th
Finals are over, bitches!
May 18th
getting raped in 3...2...1
May 18th
On circle jerks
Joey: are they having a circle jerk?Javier: line segment jerk. Polygon jerk.
Me: what are you talking about?!
Javier: you can't ever have a perfect circle!
May 18th
Joey is studying and i’m playing with my phone. Very...
May 17th
Someone hit the nail right on the head.
May 17th
lilasweetheart:
OMG!
about fucking time.
May 17th
I need this to keep me at my desk when I’m...
May 17th
new toy.
I’m $300 poorer, but I got a fancy new iPhone now. I think I win.
May 17th
“They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.”
— Oscar Wilde (via...
— Oscar Wilde (via...
May 17th
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:
I Feel Just Like a Child- Devendra Banhart
May 17th
julia roitfeld at home in new york -...
May 17th
10.213 (thermo) vs. 10.301 (fluids)...
If they were taking me out on a date: 10.301: “I’m taking you out to L’Espalier,...
May 17th
My phone just died.
The good thing is that all the phone numbers from previous hookups died with it. Now I won’t...
May 17th
Keri thinks that I should go out...
I think Keri is a bad influence.
May 16th
I need to get my shit together.
May 16th
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - I See Who You Are
May 15th
“There’s always been this insane arrogance that we’re not...”
— Björk (via fuckyeah-bjork)
— Björk (via fuckyeah-bjork)
May 15th
It's a sad day when you realize this.
I need some sort of goal to work towards to motivate me when I study— getting good grades is...
May 15th
Listen
folkinz:
the cranberries: linger
May 15th
An email I just sent to a girl 10 feet away from me. I...
May 15th
Since I tagged myself with "wisdom",...
If you can’t take the heat, stay the fuck out of the kitchen.
May 15th
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - Isobel
May 15th
(via fuckyeah-bjork)
I want to be like her when I grow up.
May 15th
Late night lame joke.
The boss had to lay off either Emily or Jack today. The economy was impacting sales. He decided...
May 15th
On me farting in the library.
May 15th
“HOW THE FUCK DOES YOU GETTING GUYS AND TELLING ME ABOUT IT...”
— Milena (via cadmium-red) ...
— Milena (via cadmium-red) ...
May 15th
I just sneezed and farted loudly at the...
May 15th
Can I just have a pint of oreo cake...
May 15th
... silver lining?
I am deeply frustrated that MIT and the heavy workload I’ve had has totally killed my game. I...
May 15th
extremes.
Whereas some girls make too many excuses for guys, I never make any. I just assume that...
May 15th
Currently, instead of studying:
Watching Amores Perros (gots to get me some Gael García Bernal), and muching on Swedish Fish.
May 15th
Watch
xtenacious:
This 17 year old Canadian girl’s entry for a beatboxing competition. I never thought...
May 15th
Reason #394620 why MIT is awesome:
They pay for masseuses to give stressed out students free massages. Now, if they only passed out...
May 15th
Listen
keepinganotebook:
tesslynch:lieslieslies:
Broken Social Scene, Major Label Debut [Fast]
Might...
May 14th
I fail at typing.
May 14th
Ratatat sounds like a dying synth.
Thanks to whoever suggested it, it’s good for 10.213-ing.
May 14th
It's really embarrassing when you forget...
And then everyone around stares at you, and you’re like FACK.
May 14th
lilasweetheart:
iTunes U is a lifesaver for me. Because I...
May 14th
At least wait until Junior is out of sight.
May 14th
Currently, instead of studying:
Eating pan con anchoas and watching La mujer de mi hermano. I am SO failing.
May 14th
for reals, f you.
My lab TA gave me a 77 on my oral today. My oral that I spent over 10 hours preparing for, and...
May 14th
Also, a stranger came up to me and...
This person is either the nicest stranger ever, or the creepiest one ever, or possibly a combination...
May 14th
These fancy-ass Bose noise-cancelling...
It means I don’t get to listen to fucking annoying A Phi girls pretending to be smart and shit...
May 14th
Overheard at MIT
Geek 3: what's up?Geek 4: i cross j.
May 14th
I hate it when I am in the reading room,...
May 14th
collegeboston:
This Friday (5/15) and Saturday (5/16) at...
May 14th
“Where is this love? I can’t see it, I can’t touch it. I...”
— Alice (via movieoftheweek)...
— Alice (via movieoftheweek)...
May 14th
It's currently 9:28 PM and I STILL...
FML.
May 14th
I really want to get tickets to see The...
The acoustics of the place suck —who the fuck designed that place?—, and last time I was...
May 13th
On room size.
Danny: A room is only as big as the smallest penis inside of it.Liz: What's that on a clit scale?
Danny: (pause) Ew, you're disgusting.
May 13th
I hate coming up the stairs to my hall...
May 13th
Me, resting my head on Joey’s chest.
May 13th
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - Enjoy
May 13th
Sometimes I have to stop myself from...
May 13th
Studying-for-Finals Soundtrack
Broken Social Scene - Broken Social Scene This is upbeat enough to not put me to sleep, but...
May 13th
I love that I get to watch this movie for a class and...
May 13th
“I love you so much, it’s retarded.”
— Nick and Norah’s...
— Nick and Norah’s...
May 12th
Yes, his name really is Ballin.
Ballin: I just don't want her to be awkward after it.Me: You guys are the ones who always make it awkward.
Ballin: No, it's you girls.
Another Girl: They're awkward because sometimes they make bad decisions.
Me: Sleeping with me is never a bad decision, not for anyone.
May 12th
I don't know how to turn down a guy...
I mean, I rarely ever have to do the turning-down-of-guys, because I’m usually the one turned...
May 12th
“The final time-averaged x-NS equation for the turbulent...”
— Prof. Virk’s notes on...
— Prof. Virk’s notes on...
May 12th
Listen
Stars and Sons - Broken Social Scene
May 12th
If this date sucks, it's all your fault,...
I texted him back just now with a simple “OK”. So it looks like next Tuesday will be my...
May 12th
Should I go out with him?
The guy my ex-UROP supervisor is trying to set me up with got my phone number and texted me...
May 12th
Useful way to procrastinate:
Bringing your friend medicine and food because he’s sick and can’t get out of bed. All...
May 12th
christineyu:
I’ve never had tapas before. Even worse, I...
May 11th
I might be smart enough to get straight...
(via a-gay)
May 11th
Just my fucking luck.
Just as I was about to go and close my okcupid account (I’ve been getting some creeps there),...
May 11th
Maybe I should settle for that sorta...
Whenever this pops into my head, I feel really fucking pathetic. I’m not settling for less...
May 11th
facepalm.
I am just an all-around awkward person when it comes to guys.
May 11th
mother's day
Today, for Mother’s Day, I decided to call my mother, who I have a very strained relationship...
May 11th
I have my lab report due tomorrow and I...
Boy, it’s going to be a FUN night.
May 10th
I'm just doing my ex-UROP supervisor a...
He’s been trying to set me up with this percussionist from Berklee for quite some time and I...
May 10th
The painfully slow realization that maybe, just maybe,...
May 10th
hey Babes,
I know it’s been a while—...
May 10th
lmao
fmylife: Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register...
May 10th
I'm glad I went out tonight.
We ended up at a dudeish bar instead of the Liberty Hotel (there was a line and I hate waiting), but...
May 10th
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:
daieny:
jobie:willmccloud:
Hey Mama Wolf - Devendra Banhart
love...
May 10th
“When you’re pissing, you really have to piss!”
— Christine Yu (btw, thanks...
— Christine Yu (btw, thanks...
May 10th
conundrum.
I am super fucking tired (a week of getting less than 5 hours of sleep per night combined with a...
May 10th
My beautiful best friend Joey and me last night while...
May 9th
Currently watching:
The Wackness.
May 9th
Listen
folkinz:
ashlee simpson: pieces of me
don’t ask…it’s my secret jam.
May 9th
Notice the bling.
May 9th
This is Photobomb
May 8th
Hey, Koretsky, did you write 8.41 just for me?
I was...
May 8th
Watch
The Pretty Reckless - Taylor Momsen Demo?
Little Jenny sounds really fucking awesome. It is sad...
May 7th
How the fuck do I manage to spend four...
Seriously, all I’ve done is read Perez, eat Swedish Fish, and gossip with the guys.
May 7th
storytime: a friend relates how her dad...
Dad: So your mother tells me that you're having sex, and I just want to know- why?Friend: Uh... I don't really understand the question.
Dad: Because I can only think of two extreme situations in which you'd want to have sex: you're either being blackmailed, or you're a nymphomaniac.
May 7th
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - Bachelorette
May 7th
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - Venus as a Boy
How can people not love her when she makes music this...
May 7th
Watch
Confucius invented confusion… at least according to this gal.
(Only funny if you understand...
May 7th
What am I doing instead of being in...
Um, let’s see… I skipped to come to PhiSig and do homework, but instead I’m...
May 7th
iammattjordan:
exoticquixotic:
chuletas with rice and...
May 7th
… Still, the gays did it first.
May 7th
Facebook is creepy.
It keeps on suggesting that I friend this other girl from MIT. What do we have in common? We...
May 7th
Please be mine?
May 7th
I'm teaching the PhiSigs how to cuss in...
I said “me cago en la crica, puñeta”, which literally means “I shit in the vagina,...
May 7th
Suggestions?
Christine and I are looking for a place to have drinks and dinner after Ring Delivery tomorrow. We...
May 6th
I got a job for the summer!
what whatttttt I’m going to be teaching something (err… I don’t know what yet)...
May 6th
awkwardcity:
You can’t have your choice and eat it, too.
May 6th
I got mahjahly distracted with housing...
Fuck, this paper does not write itself!
May 6th
FUCK YEAH ONE MORE PAGE LEFT ON THIS...
Gawd, I love this feeling, but I will soon run out of shit to write and then I’ll have to sit...
May 6th
Listen
Lover’s Spit - Broken Social Scene
May 5th
Also, I need your help :-)
I ran out of music to use as background noise for when I need to write. Anything with a lot of...
May 5th
I'm a little busy bee.
Some very disorganized thoughts, since I’ve been running around all day —not literally,...
May 5th
My friends DO love me.
Here’s an excerpt from the email from my friend Jasso that I woke up to this morning,...
May 5th
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - Unravel
May 5th
While Sassy Tits is a step up from Sassquatch, I am not into...
May 4th
Pregnant Briton Samantha Orobator to face...
May 4th
cookingincollege:
Oven-Roasted Herbed Chicken with Leek,...
May 4th
this is horrible.
I feel like I’m eating a cup of jizz, seriously. After I got used to my favorite, creamy,...
May 4th
yogurt fail.
I bought regular yogurt instead of greek yogurt. regular yogurt is just not as good. I weep for...
May 4th
Why does Subway insist on calling their...
I mean, slapping fake cheese and sloppy meatballs on tasteless bread and dousing the whole thing...
May 4th
fucking awesome dinner, homemade nachos.
May 4th
fuckyeabjork
May 4th
Roast is over; back to reality.
Reality being this 10-page paper that I have to write for this week.
May 3rd
I am in bed, tripping on nyquil.
Getting sick during roast sucks balls.
May 3rd
May 3rd
Fuck, I'm getting sick.
This is not the best week/weekend to get sick. Shitshitshit.
May 3rd
Big Digits
May 3rd
“It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem...”
— Anne Frank, The Diary of a...
— Anne Frank, The Diary of a...
May 2nd
i'msobadatsex - because we all are
May 2nd
Day 1 of roast was awesome.
Bring on day 2.
May 2nd
So. My best friend's roommate was...
This is how I feel about everyone. meh.
May 2nd
it’s motherfackin roast, bitches!
(note how the...
May 2nd
I have an interview at 1:45 today.
Wish me luck :-)
May 1st
iammattjordan:
dailyconcertinfo:
Coldplay will be going...
May 1st
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:
Strawberry Fields Forever - Los Fabulosos Cadillacs
May 1st
"Hackers put a large banner reading 'LONG...
May 1st