“You don’t want girls to think you suck dick at fucking...”
Jul 2nd
folkinz:
“im starvin…let’s get some fuckin french toast”
...
Jul 2nd
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man.
Jul 2nd
Making use of my new stoner hat.
Yeaaaah.
Jul 2nd
Jfumbs:
get on AIM, we need to talk!
Jul 1st
My very first designer dress, by Diane von Furstenberg.
Jul 1st
Listen
Catch the Light - Sin Fang Bous
A little something I picked up in Iceland. I saw a quirky little...
Jul 1st
I miss Icelandic sunsets.
Jul 1st
My beautiful new Hunter boots don't fit...
shit shit shit, and I got them for so cheap! And they’re not on sale anymore! :-(
Jun 30th
My sadness may have been partly induced...
Now that I’ve had some dumplings for lunch, and I’m IMing the guy from this weekend,...
Jun 30th
What do you do when shit is not working...
You laugh, to keep you from crying.
Jun 30th
I’m supremely sad to be back.
Jun 30th
update on the guy:
He has a fucking girlfriend. Epic fail on my behalf for not finding this out sooner, but I...
Jun 30th
The perfect way to end my trip:
A midnight swim with the guy, in the ocean. It’ll be beautiful with the sunset and everything.
Jun 29th
Update on the guy:
His greatgrandmother’s 86th birthday party is tonight at 8, so he can’t come to dinner...
Jun 29th
I don't want to leave this place.
They have tasty food, gorgeous landscape, motherfucking LAMB HOTDOGS, and hot, smart guys.
Jun 29th
Update on the guy:
I just came back from our weed-smoking session slash date. Oh my god, this guy is super hot, Joey...
Jun 29th
Update on the guy:
He just texted and said that, if I was down, he was down to meet up/smoke/drink. So he’s on...
Jun 28th
Update on the guy:
So I ended up calling. He did remember who I was (“Milena, the Puerto Rican who goes to...
Jun 28th
Watch
indieandyy:
Sleepyhead by Passion Pit
(via doodleology)
Jun 28th
help!!
Yesterday, in my drunken stupor, I chatted up a REALLY HOT guy at a bar. Later I saw him down the...
Jun 28th
decisions, decisions
fallingdeep: I have pretty much until the end of the day tomorrow to decide whether to move to...
Jun 27th
Check out my new Icelandic hat, yo. Got it for 2000 krona...
Jun 27th
chronicdissatisfaction:
(via youmaybeoffended)
I love...
Jun 27th
I'm getting random flashbacks of last...
Jun 27th
I love Iceland.
Jun 27th
The story of how I became addicted to...
Everybody said I had to try them. That’s how it all starts. They told me they tasted good, but...
Jun 26th
like a true Cali girl, I thrive on...
thekeri: fallingdeep: Today was the first sunny day in Boston since I got back from Israel,...
Jun 26th
Yo Simon, you hot Swedish piece of ass...
You are like, scorching hot. Let’s talk babes, I’ll buy you a Viking.
Jun 26th
Here's the thing, a pedophile is a...
megwhyte: A criminal’s a criminal. He’s not just any regular criminal, but a smooth one.
Jun 26th
I was at this coffeeshop flirting up a...
…until I confirmed it on Perez Hilton.
Jun 26th
Sin Fang Bous
Jun 24th
Bob Justman
Jun 24th
Are We Having Sex Now Or What?
Jun 24th
Chemistry fail.
I didn’t know that the sulfur in the water in Iceland would oxidize my silver Tiffany...
Jun 24th
Fiskmarkaðurinn
Jun 23rd
Basil and Lime
Jun 23rd
(via fuckyeah-bjork)
Jun 23rd
Listen
fuckyeah-bjork:
Björk - It’s Not Up to You
Jun 23rd
I went to the pool and saw naked people.
So the way the pools work here is that there’s a locker room, you get naked, and then bring a...
Jun 23rd
so true.
Andy: I might cut my hair really short.Me: Noooo, don't do that! 75% of your sex appeal lies in your hair.
Andy: That's offensive.
Me: That's like saying that 75% of my sex appeal lies in my breasts. Which is true.
Andy: Well, 75% of your body mass lies in your breasts, so... makes sense.
Jun 23rd
nice to know someone I don’t know will see me...
Jun 23rd
Listen
folkinz:
alanis morissette: you oughta know
Jun 23rd
I went to sleep at 8 AM local time, and...
This sucks bawlls, because I basically can’t go out til he gets back.
Jun 23rd
I'll be waking Joey up in an hour with a...
Jun 23rd
oh my gawddddd I am starving and the...
save for some skyr, but I feel guilty eating it.
Jun 23rd
He looks sweet when he sleeps.
I feel creepy, watching him sleep, but the laptop charger is next to his bed and I’m sitting...
Jun 23rd
I can't sleep.
I’m still on MIT time, which means that I should be falling asleep around the time when I...
Jun 23rd
the water here smells like boiled eggs.
Jun 23rd
I'm in Iceland.
So far, so good. It’s really late here but the darkest it ever gets is like…dusk.
Jun 23rd
The movie menu looks good! Off I go, see you in a week,...
Jun 22nd
For Shira/Christine:
The guy over there in Iceland offered to pick me up at the airport and let me stay at his place....
Jun 22nd
I’m retarded, just realized that apparently anthrophobia is fear of flowers??? Like. WTF.
...
Jun 22nd
So far, I love Icelandair. I got checked in in under 5 minutes and they print out a cute tag with...
Jun 22nd
At Logan waiting for my flight! Can’t wait to see my...
Jun 22nd
Nicole Narain and Colin Farrell sextape
Jun 22nd
Because an orgasm is the best way to...
Good Vibes does a 10% discount for college students.
Jun 21st
“If Good Vibes was a Best Buy, then the Jimmy Jane display...”
— Ray
— Ray
Jun 21st
I just emailed the guy my friend set me...
I hope he gets back to me, because he’s rather cute, looks like a really fun guy, and...
Jun 21st
I think this photo might stop me from...
Jun 21st
Wine makes me whiny.
Jun 20th
Select quotes, thanks to the Herb:
“I’m just being cultural.” “I’m gonna go relive an 8.02...
Jun 20th
(via ninefruits)
This is me, every time I text a guy. I...
Jun 20th
fucking hate MIT internet and facebook...
Ummmmm I had a potential hookup opportunity here, thanks for being so fucking slow that the guy went...
Jun 20th
thank you, universe, for conspiring...
Jun 20th
Milena on Twitter
Jun 20th
Advice to Freshmen from Jaime
thekeri: 1. Yes, making a total ass of yourself once in a while builds character. But there are...
Jun 20th
The "People You May Know" function on...
thekeri: During my first semester at MIT, I took 18.02 (Multivariable Calculus), a required class...
Jun 20th
Oh my god I look huge. People, I am not that fat and I also...
Jun 19th
note to self:
chronicdissatisfaction: stop trying every goddamn waxing kit on wallgreens it hurts you don’t...
Jun 19th
(via chronicdissatisfaction)
yo quiero tener un momento...
Jun 19th
Whenever I see a hot actor playing a gay...
Maybe because I get the impression they’re comfortable enough with their sexuality and open to...
Jun 19th
I am getting a tad obsessed with Lady...
I feel ridiculous.
Jun 19th
Currently watching:
Hard Candy.
Jun 19th
Want.
Jun 17th
chronicdissatisfaction:
suzywire:
(via uneviolenteenvie)
Jun 17th
chronicdissatisfaction:
a friend invited me to a drum and...
Jun 16th
Last night, I had a dream about Megan...
Jun 16th
benwoodall:
So here we have it. Strawberry wine. Be...
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
Chipotle and bacon mac and cheese. Best idea I’ve had....
Jun 16th
“i hate talking about sex. thing is, people look much better...”
— so true, tom ford, so true...
— so true, tom ford, so true...
Jun 15th
Watch
sostark:
Animal Collective- “Summertime Clothes”
Jun 15th
christineyu:
The end result, heavily thanks to Milena.
Jun 15th
Spirit Airlines can SUCK IT.
They made me check my bag because it was 1 inch too big to carry it on. I told her I brought it...
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
My very gourmet dinner.
Jun 14th
Ummm best food for when I get the munchies.
...
Jun 14th
I hate going commando.
Now I have to make a conscious effort to not Britney the entire city of Miami.
Jun 14th
Lunch at The Knife. This place is amazing, I will be...
Jun 13th
to Keri:
bish get on AIM.
Jun 13th
Today's tally:
1 pair of Marc Jacobs sunglasses 1 pair of Burberry heels 2 purses from Coach 1 bathing suit from...
Jun 13th
My new babies. I saw them and fell in love, but the steep...
Jun 12th
Pretty but too expensive.
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
Twice in one week. Fuck yes.
Jun 12th
Remember these? They’re mine now. I will put up with...
Jun 12th
Cubano sandwich. Yummy in my tummy.
Jun 12th
Watch
ninefruits:
Summertime Clothes - Animal Collective
Jun 12th
Cheapest Way to get from US to Japan...
Jun 12th
twentysomethingtales:
I had this for breakfast this...
Jun 12th
“It’s hard for me to go to a pub and want a Sam Adams...”
— Milena, who has not quite...
— Milena, who has not quite...
Jun 12th
Only in florida...
… Does a man hit on a mother and her daughter at the same time.
Jun 12th
My mother’s idea of dinner: taking me out for a drink....
Jun 12th
Also, is Florida the Land of fucking Ed Hardy? Jesus, there is a surplus of white trash here.
Jun 12th
My mother’s idea of a quick bite to eat is stopping at the fucking Hard Rock Hotel.
Jun 12th
My mom has a Hummer.
What the fuck.
Jun 12th
That was the worst. Flight. Ever.
Jun 12th
This is what happens when your mother...
You end up in ghetto ass Spirit with an hour delay. Like I need another reminder as to why I love...
Jun 11th
I am getting on a plane in 3 hours to...
Needless to say, I am scared shitless. I have no idea what to expect of the next four days.
Jun 11th
Guess Her Muff
Jun 11th
First thought I had when I woke up...
It’s weird that The Hills’ theme song is called “Unwritten”.
Jun 11th
Reed College, in Need, Closes a Door to Needy...
Jun 10th
madyago:
I want to play dress up with him.
I want to...
Jun 10th
Why are people eager to argue with me that ROL and ROL Bus...
Jun 10th
Keeping it classy on Facebook:
Airing your...
Jun 10th
One good thing about Dad coming to visit...
He always restocks my booze cabinet. Currently have: 1 bottle of Jagermeister 1 bottle of Absolut...
Jun 10th
I need to find a cute guy wearing a nice...
Jun 9th
The finished product. I should drop out an do this for a...
Jun 9th
I painted my very own shelves and I’m in the process...
Jun 9th
Why had I never been to Wagamama?
Seriously, this is truly delish.
Jun 9th
Is it bad that I am aching for my dad to...
He just took a call at fucking 9 AM, talked really loudly for half an hour, and even made me a...
Jun 9th
Trivia night at Thirsty
My dad and I re playing under the name “Clinton claimed it wasn’t sex”.
Jun 9th
Jun 8th
Jezebel - "What Do You Think Will Happen To...
Jun 8th
My dad just farted in his sleep.
Now I know where I got that from.
Jun 8th
realrealsoft:
tnkcmndr:
sumfight:
So if you’re an...
Jun 8th
Why I am an abortion doctor
Jun 7th
ugh, hangover.
Maybe it’s the lack of sleep, of my dad’s loud snoring, or overindulging last night, but...
Jun 7th
I’m sitting in a room full of prtrntioud Wellesley girls talking about taking drugs and being...
Jun 7th
Snuck in my last bowl for days before...
I feel like such a rebel. Also, Skins is amazing.
Jun 7th
I just got the entire second season of...
This is going to be one cheap Saturday, between these and the Phi Sig party.
Jun 6th
80s music is probably the best kind of...
Thanks you, VH1, for reminding me.
Jun 6th
lunch/early dinner today:
caramelized leeks and portabella mushroom and goat cheese crepes.
Jun 6th
MARLIAVE
Jun 6th
Bo Burnham is on Comedy Central.
Hello, Friday night.
Jun 6th
Cheap Eats: The Asgard
So I heard last semester about this mythical place where one could find $0.10 chicken wings doused...
Jun 6th
Aaaaand he's back.
Jun 5th
Joey and I are videochatting for the first time since he...
Jun 4th
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:spectra:oldfilmsflicker:lyriquediscorde:
Green Eyes, Coldplay
Jun 4th
What to do now...
The former best friend I wrote that one letter to last night replied. I wasn’t expecting a...
Jun 4th
My day started with Brooke Hogan's new...
My day can only get better.
Jun 4th
The reason he gave up on us:
He found that keeping it up required far more effort than he was willing to put into us working...
Jun 4th
I wrote a letter to my former best guy...
I might regret this later, but it’s okay. I needed to get things off my chest.
Jun 4th
Things that are completely new to me.
Stupidinboston stopped blogging again, and saintnate wimped out too. … I guess I don’t...
Jun 4th
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:
indierawk:
Band of Horses - Detlef Schrempf.
“If you say you’re gonna...
Jun 4th
My beautiful best friend Joey just left for iceland....
Jun 3rd
Confession of the day
I put up my hair in a beehive when it’s really dirty and I’m too lazy to wash and...
Jun 3rd
Listen
chronicdissatisfaction:dmha:
High & Dry by Radiohead
Jun 3rd
antikris:
More on cheesy whores…
and sometimes, women...
Jun 3rd
the post where I start freaking out over...
If all of my friends keep on pointing out that I’m so cool and awesome and such a catch, how...
Jun 3rd
The guys got the munchies and dragged me to the 7eleven. Rack
Jun 3rd
This is what I do when I'm poor/ forget...
I take Saferide to go to my favorite shaws at the Pru. Yes, there’s one a mile away from my...
Jun 2nd
The Life of a Pantouflard
I was contemplating buying a summer membership to the Z-Center (our fucking awesome state-of-the-art...
Jun 2nd
Indulgences Pocket Pleasure Set by Jimmyjane
Jun 2nd
“Dating this person for three months, that one for a few...”
— Elizabeth Wurtzel, Failure To...
— Elizabeth Wurtzel, Failure To...
Jun 2nd
Beer and wings atvthe Asgard, again.
Jun 2nd
Talking to a guy about this one show about the solar...
Jun 1st
My (gay) man Joey and me.
Jun 1st
“About 3.4 × 1038 protons (hydrogen nuclei) are converted...”
— Sun - Wikipedia, the free...
— Sun - Wikipedia, the free...
Jun 1st