perdida en mi ruido.

Tomar algo bonito y arrancarle su...

Eso es lo que quiero hacer.

Sep 1st

Women are fucking stupid.

I’m watching Tool Academy— I think you know where I’m going with this. How can...

Aug 31st

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somuchsass: Duffy - Delayed Devotion Been on repeat all day. Reblogged for Joey, our song.

Aug 31st

My dad seems to be upset about me not...

He misses me and he wants to see me and he doesn’t understand why I refuse to go. Yes,...

Aug 31st

Shit, I'm broke(ish)!

But clearly my priorities are very, very skewed. Necessary expenses, in descending order of...

Aug 31st

Listen

folkinz: the strokes: someday

Aug 31st

cerpintaxt: Chain shoes?! Damn. (From here) I would...

Aug 31st

Right after I tell Joey to come over and...

I get an email from Don saying he wants to see me tomorrow for lunch, his treat. aw shit son.

Aug 31st

I’m pondering whether I should go back to brown hair....

Aug 31st

And I’m not bragging about the boobs (although I will...

Aug 31st

I love being the awkward kid in...

Because now my fifth-grade crush (who turned me down back then and then again during middle school)...

Aug 31st

BBD is about to start.

I was rudely awaken from my nap to work the strobe so now I’m here half naked, sitting in the...

Aug 31st

I would do it, in a heartbeat.

Aug 30th

It's Naked Nap Time.

For real, you guys. I’ve been wearing clothes all fucking day long, and I need a break.

Aug 30th

Mmm chocolate mousse!

I’d love to stay here but I have to meet the parents at the dorm. Sad face.

Aug 30th

At the Brazilian's

So far: fried zucchini, strawberry salad, and red wine.

Aug 30th

The brunch went well.

Even if the frosh are clearly shy and intimidated by us cool upperclassmen. The Brazilian just...

Aug 30th

I dreamed that I went to Cuba and...

My dreams are a bit fucked up.

Aug 30th

Sounds like me.

Aug 30th

Sundays are for eating.

So much food for me today! First up, I have the housemasters’ brunch with the new students....

Aug 30th

It seems all of my high school girl...

I’m talking like 70s-style feathered bangs and mullets. Give me all the shit you want for...

Aug 30th

For the record, it was right before...

Me: I said I mostly just date around and that's it.
Josiah: And by "date" you mean "sleep."
Me: Come on, not true! I do go on dates sometimes...
Josiah: When was the last time you went on a date?
Me: [silence]
Josiah: Proves my point.

Aug 30th

The masquerade parade was a success.

We tried going into Baker and the desk worker wouldn’t let us, so we went back a bit later and...

Aug 30th

I have resumed my role as th condom fairy.

Aug 30th

thisiswhyyourefat: Chocolate Brie En Croute A wheel of...

Aug 29th

indecisa.

no me gusta.

Aug 29th

“It’s not a crack house, it’s a crack home.”
— Senior Haus

Aug 29th

“Keep on doing nitrous til it feels fun!”
— Laurie

Aug 29th

this is fun!

Aug 29th

Now we're listening to Radiohead's...

All we need is weed.

Aug 29th

Now I'm confused.

Shit shit shit shit.

Aug 29th

“Performing sins is an art form; people who can’t...”
— Liz

Aug 29th

We're smoking jasmine hookah and...

Non-alcoholic, of course.

Aug 29th

It always sucks when you do your nails...

Have you tried to pee with wet nails without ruining them? Not easy.

Aug 28th

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ericf: thedailywhat: The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien: Puppies dressed as cats. That is...

Aug 28th

My fig pizza!

Aug 28th

Adventures in catsitting, part 4

I took Duke down to the lobby and everybody fell in love with him. In fact, my friend Sam agreed to...

Aug 28th

“Those who remain faithful to their partners—whether out of...”
— Melanie Berliet on Internet...

Aug 28th

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snarkface: Animal Collective - My Girls

Aug 28th

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snarkface: The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun

Aug 28th

I'm dressed like a trashy skank to scare...

So far, so good.

Aug 28th

Friendly advice for the frosh: Be...

If there’s anything you should really take to heart when an upperclassman is giving you advice...

Aug 28th

I'm thisclose to getting off Tumblr.

All the cats and sharks shit is pissing me off.

Aug 28th

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snarkface: Hall & Oates - Maneater

Aug 28th

Mmmm Trader Joe's tamales.

Yes, they’re not the real thing, but they’re still pretty tasty. And cheap.

Aug 28th

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I...”
— Zsa Zsa Gabor (via...

Aug 28th

Why am I so insecure all of a sudden?

Aug 28th

So Whole Foods was selling pints of figs...

I bought the stuff to make the fig-stuffed lamb things, and I already have the rest of the menu in...

Aug 28th

Pleasant surprise

My best friend from middle and high school just called me. Now we are catching up on gossip and boy...

Aug 27th

It's a sad, sad day.

Today I decide to come to JP Licks to stock up in cucumber ice cream, and whaddayaknow,...

Aug 27th

I love Coldplay, and I love Damien Rice, but Strawberry...

Aug 27th

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snarkface: Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Light Don’t fucking front, you love it.

Aug 27th

Goat cheese mashed potatoes and tuna...

Um… yes!

Aug 27th

It seems my friends call me when they...

A girl just called me saying that she fucked a guy she liked the first time she met him and...

Aug 27th

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snarkface: Sigur Rós - Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur my happy song. Ahh this is one of my...

Aug 27th

“I’d sacrifice money and heaven all for love, let me be...”
— Rilo Kiley (via snarkface) ...

Aug 27th

The Mars Volta are playing in Boston on...

I am all over that. Even if I haven’t listened to Octahedron at all.

Aug 27th

What's this thing about the Beatles on...

Good thing I spend all day watching TV, this is so good!

Aug 27th

The People of Walmart

Aug 27th

I'm so easily bought.

My mother just booked me plane tickets to fly out to Miami the first weekend after school starts....

Aug 27th

Always awkward:

Having to talk to someone you briefly went out with and then things fizzled. I have to...

Aug 27th

I'm thisclose to popping over to Trader...

Craving: Carrot cake Tamales Dumplings Pierogi

Aug 26th

Haiku for August 26th, 2009

snarkface: I want you to write our story on my skin with every kiss and touch

Aug 26th

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snarkface: twrecks: Broken Social Scene - Anthems For a Seventeen Year-Old Girl

Aug 26th

Listen

ohryankelley: R. Kelly vs Broken Social Scene - I’m a Flirt / 7/4 Shoreline (ABX mashup)

Aug 26th

Mmmmm Hunter Parrish.

Aug 26th

Guys just want to be treated like shit.

No wonder I never get any; I’m too nice!

Aug 26th

Currently watching:

Season 3 of Weeds. I’ll be doing this all day long.

Aug 26th

I would KILL for a Krispy Kreme right...

I also haven’t made donuts in a while. It might be time to break out the yeast and get to...

Aug 26th

18.100A - Analysis I

Aug 26th

Rush is dry, but...

Me: Are there hot international students at International Orientation?
Dima: Oh my god, yes, so many!
Me: You know, I'm staying away from the frosh because they're my little brother's age, but the internationals seem to be older for the most part...
Dima: Yes. there's guys your age.
Me: Invite them to the dorm for a party, it'll be fun.
Dima: Yeah, even though rush is dry...
Me: Well, it'll be wet in my room.

Aug 26th

This math robot hasn't taken any math...

I’m looking for a math class to take that can be helpful to an engineer (that is, nothing too...

Aug 26th

dinner tonight.

Aug 26th

What about roasted lamb rolls stuffed...

Gaaaah I love researching recipes and getting new ideas!

Aug 26th

Pondering what to do with the figs I got...

* prosciutto- (or bacon?) wrapped figs * ricotta cheesecake with figs on top * salad with arugula,...

Aug 26th

YES, I AM EATING CHEESE IN THE NUDE.

One thing about me that some people find weird is that I get naked as soon as I get to my room. Once...

Aug 26th

I'm such a child when it comes to boys.

s0fi: I want aaaall of them. NOW! Specially this really cute one… A musician from Berklee, who is...

Aug 26th

I make weird faces when I eat cheese. So good!

Aug 26th

SelfControl

Aug 25th

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Hotel - Broken Social Scene

Aug 25th

Things I am looking forward to getting...

* The Snow Leopard upgrade. (I’ve been having issues running MatLab on my computer because of...

Aug 25th

Acid Attacks - Jezebel

Aug 25th

Today’s outfit for lunch with Omar.

Aug 25th

fmylife: Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I...

Aug 25th

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folkinz: tina turner: what’s love got to do with it?

Aug 25th

Aug 25th

Cheesecake Factory with Omar.

He’s back from japan!

Aug 25th

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theipodguru: kaitlinvalerieryan: julie911: The Kooks - Shine On

Aug 25th

The simplest things can be so fucking...

1234melvin: Like saying “I’m sorry” when I know I fucked up. I know.

Aug 25th

“If I still had a MySpace account, I would put you in my Top...”
— Me, while breaking up with my...

Aug 25th

At Fire and Ice pigging out with Shira.

Yummy.

Aug 25th

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snarkface: Modest Mouse - Float On

Aug 24th

Arnar and his girlfriend are stuck at...

I might go and keep them company for a bit.

Aug 24th

I might be taking this outfit home.

Aug 24th

Off to Newbury for an afternoon of...

Aug 24th

They're going to make an American...

yasmeen: (via lolitas) Ridiculous. Nobody should be messing with Skins. Americans tend to ruin...

Aug 24th

I was flipping the channels without...

I was jamming right there for like 5 minutes before I realized I was watching the weather channel.

Aug 24th

somuchsass: The 20 Craziest Party Hostels Around the...

Aug 24th

Bitch on Maury is upset because the...

Um… that’s what being a bastard entails? Being born to parents who are not married to...

Aug 24th

I can't be the only one who wonders how...

I mean, how would they? You can only be so big and get around steric hindrance during sex. (I...

Aug 24th

I love watching Maury in the morning....

greenrevolution: Paternity tests ftw. I totally am watching Maury too!

Aug 24th

McDonald's Has a Website for Black People

Aug 24th

Torture.

For some reason, I love trying to find the most horrible movies on Netflix and forcing myself to sit...

Aug 24th

Craving:

Moussaka. I have everything I need but the cheese, but I can’t trust myself to walk into a...

Aug 24th

“Emotions weren’t created to just lie around. You should...”
— Björk (via fuckyeah-bjork)

Aug 24th

“You can’t have half a shirt on. Clothing and nakedness...”
— Alison, talking about how...

Aug 24th

So I found these vintage glasses.

Aug 24th

Listen

jfumbs: Next - Too Close This song makes me laugh.

Aug 24th

Watch

Beck - Loser I just had a loser moment and thought, “I’m a loser, baby, so why...

Aug 24th

stuffsbymomo: Alt text: “Hey Megan, it’s your father. How...

Aug 24th

Currently watching:

Belle de Jour

Aug 24th

“Microwave time is very different from regular time.”
— Timur, spewing out gems like...

Aug 24th

If there's one thing I've learned from...

Really pretty bitches tend to be pretty fucking stupid. Miss Dominican Republic is the bearer of...

Aug 24th

Since this competition is solely based...

* Belgium, babes, you’re not fooling anyone with the cheap-ass weave. At least get your layers...

Aug 24th

The judges seem to be loving the curves...

But of course they would.

Aug 24th

Puerto Rico is in the top 15!

Aug 24th

If I had a dick, you bet your ass I'd...

These women are gorgeous and I’m loving the latinas. The Puerto Rican one is looking very...

Aug 24th

I'm watching Miss Universe instead of...

But I love how Miss Finland wore Marimekko for her national costume. I just want to rip that dress...

Aug 24th

Loving right now:

Trader Joe’s Plain Nonfat Frozen Yogurt. So I’m generally more of an ice cream girl, I...

Aug 24th

Adventures in catsitting, part 3

I took Duke out of his room to play with him, thinking he was feeling lonely in there. Well, I spent...

Aug 24th

I push food on people. I don't think...

I told Joey to come over after soccer practice today, since I made a really good cous cous salad...

Aug 23rd

iPhone Apps

Liz: Milena, what are your favorite iPhone apps?
Me: Well, the remote app is pretty handy, like if you're in bed and want to change the music on your computer.
Timur: Well that's useless. You just tell the bitch sucking your dick to stop and get up and change the music. No need for a remote!

Aug 23rd

Listen

The Seething Rain Weeps For You - Mew

Aug 23rd

I met one freshman on the hall.

I told him that I facebook-stalked him before assigning him to a room on the hall and only decided...

Aug 23rd

You know, life is much simpler and easy...

You should try it sometime!

Aug 23rd

Way to spoil my Sunday tea and scones at...

I got a call from Liz asking to talk about housing for he umpteenth time. I’m so over...

Aug 23rd

I think I'm heading over to Hayden to...

It’s a Sunday, and that library has gorgeous views of the Charles.

Aug 23rd

Lunch today. I’ve started making these lentil patties...

Aug 23rd

Just so you know I don't watch just...

I’m watching this thing on NatGeo tonight called “Alien Earth” or something. About...

Aug 23rd

Last night’s outfit. Too bad you can’t see the...

Aug 23rd

We're a little too old for games.

If playing games makes you think I’ll be more interested, you don’t really know me at...

Aug 23rd

Now that I've had a full night's sleep...

I loved every second of it, even if I went alone. They played some of the new stuff (which I...

Aug 23rd

Fuerza Natural

My friend and fellow Cerati addict Manuel is trying to convince me to listen to the album previews...

Aug 23rd

Sunday cleaning means, among other things, cleaning my...

Aug 23rd

Currently watching:

Cruel Intentions. I used to looooove this movie when I was like 13 or something. I still do.

Aug 23rd

Best Post Secret I’ve seen in a very long time.

Aug 23rd

“Well, if you know who Richard Dawkins is, you can probably...”
— Jaime. COME BACK, KID. (via...

Aug 23rd

mascarah: Balls de Jamon (my totally foodie name for them)...

Aug 23rd

I go back and forth and don't really...

I like you, and then I don’t, and then I do again.

Aug 23rd

I just remembered; I was in a bit of a...

Two guys were at the BU west stop, and they were about to get on the train. They were decked out in...

Aug 23rd

They closed the show with Comforting Sounds. Perfect, in my...

Aug 23rd

They have my favorite rum at the bar and...

Lame shit. Someone buy me a drank!

Aug 23rd

It's like two concerts for the price of...

Listening to Soda Stereo’s el ultimo concierto (the last concert) on the way to Mew. These...

Aug 23rd

Vos sos de sol

Despacio también podés ser la Luna.

Aug 23rd

Dinner tonight before the concert!

Aug 22nd

Even a junk-food-aholic like me can...

I mean, yesterday I feasted on red velvet cupcakes and a lavish dinner at Oceanaire. My tummy is...

Aug 22nd

I'm pretty fucking excited about the Mew...

I’m dressing up for it and everything!

Aug 22nd

Two hour and $85 later....

I look like a million bucks and I’m slightly tipsy from the wine at the salon. Lovely.

Aug 22nd

I love this place.

Cheese and crackers with wine, and pretty French music. I love getting my hair done!

Aug 22nd

I love my hair stylist.

I just called Acote to schedule a touch up, trim and blowdry in thirty minutes. I need some serious...

Aug 22nd

FIX THE FUCKING A/C ALREADY, JESUSFUCK!

It’s too fucking hot here, I’m sticky and sweaty and gross and I’ve showered twice...

Aug 22nd

My little brother just started college.

Fuck, I feel old.

Aug 22nd

Do I say this enough?

It’s balls fucking hot out today. Plus the air conditioning isn’t working at the dorm....

Aug 22nd

We are creatures of habit.

Aug 22nd

Rooftops and invitations

Un porro en el techo con un tipo lindo y una brisa rica.

Aug 22nd

The Liberty Hotel sucks.

I can’t wait to turn 21.

Aug 22nd

Adventures in catsitting, part 2

My swollen eye has gone down a bit thanks to jfumbs, who suggested putting an ice pack on it. Duke...

Aug 22nd

Listen

iammattjordan: characterizationofmylife: Passion Pit- Little Secrets

Aug 21st

Listen

thekeri: postpunk: The Top 35 Or So Songs of the 80’s #28: Soft Cell - Tainted Love ...

Aug 21st

Watch

chronicdissatisfaction: FUCK THE POLICE! This is what happened last night near campus (UPR Río...

Aug 21st

L'espalier

dhinadw: Fucking delicious. And rather top notch service, all things considered. Ahhhh I...

Aug 21st

lenachen: Check out the astoundingly positive response to...

Aug 21st

The power just went out in Senior House.

Great.

Aug 21st

Currently watching:

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Aug 21st

Listen

snarkface: Take On Me by a-ha You know you love it.

Aug 21st

Listen

1234melvin: Time to Pretend - MGMT My new favorite song.

Aug 21st

Listen

chronicdissatisfaction: out-standing: Lover Devendra Banhart Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon...

Aug 21st

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snarkface: Weird Fishes/Arpeggi by Radiohead Wake up with Radiohead.

Aug 21st

Adventures in catsitting, part 1

My right eye is so fucking swollen that I can’t even open it. I might have developed a...

Aug 21st

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jfumbs: jager: Dirty Vegas - Days Go By

Aug 21st

jeannr: I made a flow chart, that we might better...

Aug 21st

The Icelanders just left.

I had fun hanging out with them, especially Arnar and his girlfriend, Marisa. The other girls were...

Aug 20th

“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”
— Marilyn Monroe (via s0fi)

Aug 20th

We're watching Trapped in the Closet.

Aug 20th

a haiku for august 20th, 2009: while...

snarkface: Two bodies reveal more truth during sex than our words could ever tell

Aug 20th

Impromptu wet t-shirt

I just ran two blocks in the pouring rain.

Aug 20th

Listen

folkinz: mandy moore: candy never forget.

Aug 20th

Joey found Arnar.

He had to go pick him up somewhere in the ‘burbs and now they’re on campus, walking over...

Aug 20th

Lovely way to wake up/We're just like a...

So Joey was supposed to pick up Arnar from Logan. Arnar was sort of stupid and didn’t give...

Aug 20th

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snarkface: Malo by Bebe Awesome song for Spanish speakers? Basic gist: You’re bad, stupid, and...

Aug 20th

I might be allergic to cats/Duke.

I should go buy eye drops.

Aug 20th

Megan Wants a Millionaire is "on hold."

As in, not in TV anymore. Seriously, thank God for My Antonio and Real Chance of Love 2 because I...

Aug 20th

NOOOOO Our RLA is leaving!!!

But… but…. but John Hecker is the shit! He’s such a cool guy! Yes, he’s also...

Aug 20th

Date College: College Dating Service

Aug 20th

I'm so tired and all I want to do is...

But I also want to see Joey. It’d be so nice if he could come over and watch Weeds in bed too!

Aug 20th

I could swear someone next door is using...

Aug 19th

That picnic was so nice!

It was great to meet some of the people who kept Joey company in Iceland. One of the girls goes to...

Aug 19th

Yo no soy el problema.

El problema eres tú.

Aug 19th

Picnic at the commons with the Icelandic girls and Joey.

Aug 19th

Sexayyyyyyy

Aug 19th

How did I never watch Weeds?

It’s fucking hilarious.

Aug 19th

I’m getting TITC tomorrow. I obviously have great...

Aug 19th

Happy place.

I’m watching Weeds, I’m petting a pussy (Christine’s Duke is here), I’m...

Aug 19th

Haiku for August 19th, 2009

snarkface: I don’t think love dies, it just turns into something you can’t really hold

Aug 19th

So I'm supposed to see my babes today.

Let’s see if I actually get to see him, because he’s supposed to spend the day with...

Aug 19th

noeulogiesforbob: “Hoy puede ser un gran día y mañana...

Aug 19th

I am so confused at the moment.

People just baffle me. Be clear, be direct, say what’s on your mind. Trying to read someone is...

Aug 19th

I just had an hour-long hall meeting...

But I’m so glad we had it. Now we’re clear on what we want for the hall next year, and...

Aug 19th

Dinner chez Felipe.

Aug 19th

“I discovered I like taking it up the ass, so there you go.”
— -Milena, again. (via ...

Aug 18th

“I love your door; it’s so Bjorktastic!”

Aug 18th

Eating, again.

We might be going to JP Licks and the to trader joes for shit to make red velvet cupcakes.

Aug 18th

“He thinks my boobs are nice. I agree.”
— Milena, numero 4. (via...

Aug 18th

“You know, fuck that guy! I’m pretty, I’m smart, I have big...”
— Milena, part 2 (electric...

Aug 18th

“Should I attempt to sleep with guys from every European...”
— you-know-who. (via thekeri)

Aug 18th

“He’s basically, like, a petri dish for VD.”
— if Milena never leaves my...

Aug 18th

Midas touch in reverse.

Everything I touch turns to shit.

Aug 18th

Today’s lunch: Pasta (again) with zucchini, squash,...

Aug 18th

Listen

ohryankelley: The Hives - Main Offender

Aug 18th

Anxiety.

I’ve been feeling anxious lately, which just makes me eat everything in sight. Even if...

Aug 18th

That's just a huge turn-off.

Stop dicking around.

Aug 18th

Watch

You know, I was talking to someone the other day about how much I look up to girls who can really...

Aug 18th

Clueless

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life!

Aug 18th

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anaisescobar: Videotape (Live from the Basement) by Radiohead Wake up with Radiohead. This...

Aug 18th

Confession:

Clueless is the one movie I can recognize from like, the first few seconds. I just hear the song and...

Aug 18th

Listen

Blue Eyes - Cary Brothers Garden State was my favorite movie for God knows how long (it’s...

Aug 18th

I love sex.

sofirofi: And sex with a hot guy, who has a very nice penis, is even better. Oh, and did I...

Aug 18th

“People talk about trying to change society. All I know is...”
— Bob Dylan (via...

Aug 18th

It's a cruel world out there.

And you have to be equally as cold and calculating if you want to make it.

Aug 18th

Priorities.

Yours are skewed, in my opinion, but it’s your life and your choices. I won’t be here...

Aug 18th

Late night haiku for old lovers: aug...

anaisescobar: You used to say I was too good for you, now I can see that I am

Aug 18th

They just won't let it die.

Two of my friends are running rush and this is one of the events they are throwing for our...

Aug 18th

Listen

anaisescobar: I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls In honor of Kate Gosselin’s hair:

Aug 18th

Keep it classy, Naomi. via dlisted.com

Aug 18th

That was exactly what I needed.

Some beer, some pizza, some conversation.

Aug 18th

Listen

Vid spilum endalaust - Sigur Rós This song makes me want to dance. Not like booty-shaking kind of...

Aug 17th

Listen

The First Of The Gang To Die - Morrissey

Aug 17th

Listen

La Excepción - Gustavo Cerati Hoy hagamos la excepción de romper las reglas Whoever gave this...

Aug 17th

Shuffle was so good today, feeding me...

So I’m posting them here, so you can see just how awesome it was. Expect an influx of nice...

Aug 17th

Un clavo saca a otro clavo.

Aug 17th

I hate waiting.

Absolutely loathe it.

Aug 17th

Grampers chic

Want: A grampa sweater and an old-school watch with leather belt.

Aug 17th

The campus is finally starting to feel...

I mean, there were always people around, but the frosh don’t count, obviously. There’s...

Aug 17th

It's balls hot outside.

Seriously. Now I remember why I stick to skirts and dresses!

Aug 17th

Why am I going shopping for jeans when I...

To be fair, I can’t wear all 7 because: * One of them is a very light wash that I thought...

Aug 17th

Dreams.

I had a dream just now. I was at the beach with a guy I liked (of course his face was blurry, this...

Aug 17th

Watch

oh-ruby: thatguychad: Two teens trying to convert a Hindu to Christianity. This needs to be...

Aug 17th

In which I rant about all the stupid...

You know, I have all this pent-up anger in me most of the time, as happy as I am. I mean, not that...

Aug 17th

Listen

anaisescobar: Heart of Glass by Blondie

Aug 16th

Listen

She Wolf - Shakira While I still can’t get used to her singing in English after all these...

Aug 16th

Currently watching:

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. I liked this movie when I first saw it, but after...

Aug 16th

Breakfast of Champions

Latkes and lox. And lots of orange juice.

Aug 16th

After the party. All that cheap wine tinted my lips red!

Aug 16th

As Elle Woods once said, "Gay men know...

There’s no fucking way you’re not gay, and here’s the proof: * The first time...

Aug 16th

“listen, we’re all going to find men who we will have...”
— Lindsay, on possibility. (via...

Aug 16th

The Naked Paula Party was a success.

There were tits galore.

Aug 16th

Christine's Journey to Womanhood

Aug 16th

Double vagina

Aug 16th

subtlecluster: bendmeover:via...

Aug 16th

“yo se lo que quiero / pasarla muy bien y portarme muy mal en...”
— shakira (via subtlecluster)

Aug 16th

The disgusting pile of delicious that I had for dinner. I...

Aug 16th

Currently watching:

The Rules of Attraction. Looks pretty good so far!

Aug 15th

I'm gross.

I’m watching a movie and eating crackers with goat cheese and cloudberry jam.

Aug 15th

Fuck, this is why I don't complain about...

This girl on TV is like 2 feet tall, her teeth are super huge for her mouth/face, her long, skinny...

Aug 15th

I love watching all the...

Right now, there’s a “primordial dwarf” (wtf is this, I need to google it)...

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folkinz: rilo kiley: the moneymaker

Aug 15th

Remember how I wanted to make lobster...

Well, scratch that. I want fucken mofongo and carne frita and arroz con gandules. Now I just need...

Aug 15th

I think my mother fucked up with naming...

According to wikipedia, Milena is a popular female Slavic name derived from the Slavic word element...

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Should I go see Emiliana Torrini...

I mean, I have nothing better to do, I liked Fisherman’s Woman, tickets are $15, Joey said...

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sofirofi: Why is D trying to get with me? Or lead me on, or play me… Or whatever it is he does...

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I'm thinking about what I want to do...

And all that really comes to mind is lobster mac and cheese and choripan. I’m going to die...

Aug 15th

Candlepin bowling

Aug 15th

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT

Now we get to do Jr/Sr P/D/F. This is amazing, can I just register for a bazillion classes?

Aug 15th

Joey, indeed, had a hot dog on his last day. I am...

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I wanted to just bite his large breasts. Can you blame me?

Aug 15th

I don’t remember this.

Aug 15th

The waiter comes at the best moments

So far, he’s heard about fingers up asses and lost condoms.

Aug 15th

Me: see, I'm sure he didn't trim for me, and I went to town like a trooper.
Michelle: well, I salute you, soldier.

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Post-dinner convo

On manscaping. All parties agree: trimmed, not shaved.

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I called my babes and he's back getting...

Aaaaah food.

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Boozing it up. Cause I’m a player.

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I know I shouldn’t be drinking….

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hey girl heyyy Someone’s leaving for Oceanaire right...

Aug 14th

I believe this is how 90% of English...

Me: OK so this cute guy was just over.
Me: He's going to culinary school.
Me: He's Brazilian.
Me: He likes weed.
Me: And he's moving into the building next door.
Me: Should I try to BOW CHICKA WOW WOW with him?
Him: Yes. Also, I can't believe you used that word as a verb and it worked.

Aug 14th

This was lunch today: Pasta with zucchini and squash in a...

Aug 14th

Thanks, Facebook.

I just got an invite from Johannes, the awesome party animal I met in Iceland, for a Latino Party...

Aug 14th

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Vidrar vel til loftárása - Sigur Rós

Aug 14th

“Afghanistan has quietly passed a law permitting Shia men to...”
— guardian.co.uk This is...

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somuchsass: (via junglejustine:joshisinfinite) Australia by The Shins

Aug 14th

Texts from my dad

I’m eating a choripan at La Ceiba. Thinking of you and how much you love them. My dad is a...

Aug 14th

This is what I get for eating cheese.

I pulled on a pair of jeans today for the first time in a month, only to discover that, while they...

Aug 14th

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Tiny Vessels - Death Cab For Cutie And tiny vessels oozed into your neck and formed the bruises...

Aug 14th

Having cheese for breakfast is totally acceptable. The...

Aug 14th

Currently watching:

Wristcutters.

Aug 14th

Better alternative.

Instead of thinking more and more about it, and getting more confused and flustered, I’m just...

Aug 14th

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keepinganotebook: eceu: More Adventurous - Jenny Lewis (live, acoustic)

Aug 14th

But I realized that I need you and I...

(via anaisescobar) love this song.

Aug 14th

cerpintaxt: I think Avital Pinnick has got to be one...

Aug 14th

I love waking up like this.

I was having such a funny dream that I was literally laughing out loud in my sleep.

Aug 14th

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chronicdissatisfaction: Tratame Suavemente- Soda Stereo No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas...

Aug 14th

via dlisted.com [insert joke about getting her cherry...

Aug 14th

I'd be crazy not to follow

follow where you lead.

Aug 14th

quanny: Gaycation 2K9: Day 3: 17:48 The produce stand...

Aug 14th

My babes gets back tomorrow.

I’m sad he’s leaving Iceland because I know he loves it, but I’m also happy...

Aug 14th

So, today, of all days, all of these plans popped up for...

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Special - Mew

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