perdida en mi ruido.

This is why I don’t post my relationship status on facebook.

This girl from high school recently changed her status to single from whatever the fuck it was (probably “in a relationship”). And some guy commented on it and she launched into a very explicit account of her breakup and OMG BITCHES ARE STUPID WHY WOULD YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT DUMPED?!

Unless I can declare myself as being in a relationship with ice cream, vibrators and shoes, I will not post my relationship status on facebook ever. Just a heads-up for any guys who’d be interested in being “in a relationship” with Milena, it ain’t gonna happen.