8th
The Wrong Hands
There is declaration that I would like to make. Something I feel very strongly about and I wish to make my position known on the subject. I would very much like to state that, highly unlikely as it is, if I were to ever receive a blowjob from a woman (or a man for that matter, afterall, blowjobs are gender-neutral) during the procedure I will never place my hands either on my hips or behind my head. I think this would be an extremely rude thing for me to do and, given the situation, far from appropriate. There is a sense of entitlement with these two actions that I find offensive. The idea of these two images makes me very uncomfortable indeed. Listen up dudes, you have never been, nor will you ever be, entitled to a blowjob. Any blowjob you may receive is pure good fortune and you should treat it in an according manner. Having your hands on your hips, or reclining behind your head, or even playing air guitar whilst receiving a blowjob are not appreciative responses. These actions are arrogant, obnoxious and disrespectful. I believe it is the right thing for me to do to affirm that I will never partake in such mannerisms and by doing so I am hoping my example will encourage other men to do the same.
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