I’m a Guitar Hero-loving, math-robot nerd by day, and then I just go to sleep. Do you like food? Do you like shoes? email me IM me Write (or ask) me something! Recent reviews by Milena P. What’s this? _uacct = "UA-3089056-2"; urchinTracker(); var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8267048-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @jesuismilena)http://jesuismilena.com/<p>Today, I will hopefully:</p> <p>* Grab dim sum at the 2011 event<br/> * Go shopping for shoes and other things with Allison<br/> * Get my nails done with Christine (if she remembers, that is)<br/> * Try to buy myself a good birthday present, since all my parents gave me was money (ugh, I try not to be a cunt about this, but money is not a present! Give me something that has some thought behind it!)<br/> * Buy tickets for Joey and me to go to Passion Pit<br/> * Buy a new mirror for my new room<br/> * Go to my birthday dinner at Aquitaine!<br/> * Go to a party with the Puerto Ricans</p> <p>Let’s see how much I can actually get done.</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/236026566http://jesuismilena.com/post/236026566Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:39:26 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jesuismilena.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235610814/tumblr_kspzr0sHVy1qa1w1l&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youveescaped.com/post/235586140/portishead-glory-box-roseland-nyc-live">youveescaped</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Portishead</b> - <i>Glory Box (Roseland NYC Live)</i></p></blockquote> I love this song. Portishead is some fucking sexy music.http://jesuismilena.com/post/235610814http://jesuismilena.com/post/235610814Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:14:34 -0500<p>Why am I not enjoying a large pile of nachos?</p> <p>Why?!</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235473114http://jesuismilena.com/post/235473114Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:30:52 -0500<p>To whomever wrote on my <a href="http://www.formspring.com/forms/?740996-5nZCOa213l">formspring</a>:</p> <p>That wasn’t creepy at all. It is really nice to have someone say that to me!</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235438630http://jesuismilena.com/post/235438630Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:48:42 -0500http://jesuismilena.com/post/235386139http://jesuismilena.com/post/235386139Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:43:57 -0500<p><a href="http://thekeri.tumblr.com/post/235234054/to-the-mit-tumblrs">thekeri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jesuismilena.com/post/235137915">jesuismilena</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Come see me dressed up like a whore next Saturday (the 14th) at Deli Haus! I’ll be the hostess starting at midnight. You better be there.</p> <p>grease, booze and tits for all.</p> </blockquote> <p>Are you the second shift hostess this time around? Word. I’m hostessing first shift. Y’all bitches had best be showing the fuck up.</p> </blockquote> word to your mother, you heard the bitch. NOW COME.http://jesuismilena.com/post/235382708http://jesuismilena.com/post/235382708Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:39:41 -0500<p><a href="http://thekeri.tumblr.com/post/235376236/i-am-the-mit-stereotype-incarnate">thekeri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mahfablife.tumblr.com/post/235370694/i-am-the-mit-stereotype-incarnate">mahfablife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://quanny.tumblr.com/post/235339740/i-am-the-mit-stereotype-incarnate">quanny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Unshowered, unchanged from yesterday’s outfit, unhappy.</p> </blockquote> <p>I just took a shower for the first time since, hm, Wednesday. And I got an hour’s sleep last night. Stereotypes do come trueeee.</p> </blockquote> <p>I showered today for the first time since Tuesday! Wooooo! (</pissing contest>)</p> </blockquote> I just showered, but I think you guys win because I showered yesterday morning.http://jesuismilena.com/post/235378968http://jesuismilena.com/post/235378968Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:34:56 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspo42P5tb1qzo59so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>See that glowing box? I have a TV!</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235377937http://jesuismilena.com/post/235377937Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:33:11 -0500<p>Joey’s room is messier than I’d thought!</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235230195http://jesuismilena.com/post/235230195Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:20:17 -0500<p>Come see me dressed up like a whore next Saturday (the 14th) at Deli Haus! I’ll be the hostess starting at midnight. You better be there.</p> <p>grease, booze and tits for all.</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235137915http://jesuismilena.com/post/235137915Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:08:00 -0500<p>I went to bed around 6:30-7 AM. I slept about four hours. I spent the entire day, since maybe 1 PM, working non-stop. My brain right now is just an useless blob of gray. I cannot put two words together and form a coherent sentence.</p> <p>And I can’t go back to sleep because I need to move to my new room. I just want to relax and get my nails done with Christine, why can’t I?!</p> <p>I turn into such a whiny baby when I haven’t slept, seriously.</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235085894http://jesuismilena.com/post/235085894Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:54:43 -0500Me: So remember how I used to suck at doing "for loops"?<br /> Don: Yeah. <br /> Me: Guess what I did today?<br /> Don: A for loop within a for loop?<br /> Me: Yup. I'm officially a G.http://jesuismilena.com/post/235078095http://jesuismilena.com/post/235078095Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:44:42 -0500<p><i>To the person who asked about my new hair:</i> </p> <p>I should’ve probably posted some photos where you can see it in all it’s bright red glory, but it doesn’t photograph well with my room’s lighting so I’ve been waiting until I’m outside with natural lighting (and actually look decent) to take a photo of it. You’ll see me tomorrow when I post photos of my birthday dinner!</p> <p><i>To the person who said I don’t look like 178 pounds at all:</i></p> <p>That is the same reason I think weighing myself is stupid. Weight is just a number, I’d rather care more about my size and the way my body looks. Which is why I dismissed my doctor when she suggested I lose some weight; my dad is diabetic and she says that being overweight puts me at risk of getting it. To that, I say that I could never give up all the tasty shit I eat, ever. I’ll probably sign up for a PE or enlist Eduardo as my gym buddy; he used to get me to run with him back in high school.</p> <p><a href="http://www.formspring.com/forms/?740996-5nZCOa213l">More questions/comments? You know you want to.</a></p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235052224http://jesuismilena.com/post/235052224Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:10:10 -0500<p>Don just woke me up at 11 saying, “You might want to go in at 12 and turn in the pset you spent all night doing.” </p> <p>Thank God he slept over because I would’ve slept right through! I skipped my morning classes, which is fine, but I woke up too late to get ready and go to French. I mean, I could still get up and go, but I look a mess and I feel really sick— lack of sleep really shows on me.</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/235048574http://jesuismilena.com/post/235048574Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:04:55 -0500<p>He sleeps with two pillows: one to rest his head on, and one to hug.</p> <p>SO cute.</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/234804259http://jesuismilena.com/post/234804259Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:13:49 -0500<p>I just finished the 10.302 pset, at 4 AM, and now I need to start the bio pset. </p> <p>I have class at 9 AM, straight til 1 PM. The bio pset is due at 2 PM.</p> <p>I won’t be sleeping; I need to finish this on my own, and Don sleeping on my bed anyway.</p> <p>Wish me luck!</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/234802100http://jesuismilena.com/post/234802100Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:09:45 -0500Joey: Hey, wanna join us in the official smoking of the last joint ever in my room?<br /> Alex: It's ceremonial, of course.http://jesuismilena.com/post/234749000http://jesuismilena.com/post/234749000Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:33:01 -0500“<p>Dear First West of East Campus residents,</p> <p>Why does it take so long to throw pumpkins off a building? You never start at 11:59 and if it’s anything more than just one pumpkin it takes about 5 minutes. Seriously? What’s so hard about throwing pumpkins off a roof? How long have you been doing the pumpkin drop? If it’s so hard to lift the pumpkins and push them off a ledge why haven’t you made a conveyor belt or catapult or something? I appreciate the pumpkin drop but you guys do an apparently crappy job. I think you can do better. East Campus designs and builds a roller coaster for rush every year and has to deal with unforseen problems in the implementations of it. Yet every year it’s awesome. You do the same thing every year and every year it sucks. Correct me if I’m wrong in my assumption that throwing pumpkins off a roof is easy.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Jennifer Buz ’10 in her <a href="http://tech.mit.edu/V129/N51/letters.html">letter to the editor</a>. I wonder if 1W will respond. XD (via <a href="http://xtenacious.tumblr.com/">xtenacious</a>)</p> <p>Fucking badass. I thought the drop was seriously lacking some oomph this year.</p></em>http://jesuismilena.com/post/234737655http://jesuismilena.com/post/234737655Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:14:01 -0500<p>I also have French homework.</p> <p>I am le fucked.</p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/234721089http://jesuismilena.com/post/234721089Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:48:36 -0500<p>Well thank you! It’s always nice to hear, especially for a former ugly duckling.</p> <p><a href="http://www.formspring.com/forms/?740996-5nZCOa213l">Tell me more!</a></p>http://jesuismilena.com/post/234719472http://jesuismilena.com/post/234719472Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:46:17 -0500